how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
COWARD GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO GIVE ME CHEAT CODES TO SEE YOSHI NAKED. “HE’S ALREADY NAKED” THEY WHIMPER AS I DESTROY THEIR FILTHY STORE WITH HAMMERS
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like
when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say
just cause a girl is single doesn’t mean it’s okay to hit on her what is so hard about that entire thing why is the only thing that prevents you from acting like an animal respect toward another male